WE'LL MAKE IT PLAY GREAT LIKE A FANCY BOTIQUE BASS

[screambasses]

He's got tenacity, anyway.

http://tinyurl.com/oyll4jo

[Brett Zeppelin]

Why is he yelling?

[Brett Zeppelin]

There are so many gems in this ad. Wow. Here is but one:

"OK...TIME TO LIST ALL THE CRAZY SHIT I'VE DOWN TO BUILD THIS BITCH!"

Settle down, tiger.

[Matt R.]

Hahaha

[Stingray5]

KATANA HAND PLECK LEVELING SYSTEM?

FIGURED BASS WOOD?

NO TONE SUCKING PRIMER OR PAINT?

Shut up and take my money!!

[bigevilrobot]

FIGURED BASS WOOD?

*grabs a sharpie and a nail file*

[fivebass52]

Geez, for $250, it's almost worth it to buy this, and see if it lives up to his "bitch" claims!

[fivebass52]

Geez, for $250, it's almost worth it to buy this, and see if it lives up to his "bitch" claims!

Except! - just had a re-look at the pics - although the J-bass pickup lines up under the strings, the P-bass pickups are WAY off! And, the strings are not centered going up the neck, with the G-string being too close to the edge, and the E-string being too far away from its respective edge... except for that, what's not to like!?

[screambasses]

The biggest problem with this bass is that it is not beautiful. Or blue.

pete

[MetalMilitia]

It's not beautful or blue. Would not buy.

[Sec-Def]

The biggest problem with this bass is that it is not beautiful. Or blue.

pete

but it's especially not blue AND beautiful. deal breaker.