Not a lefty, but I just had to share this
Posted: March 20th, 2012, 3:29 am
This made me laugh:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Terrible-Bass ... 2a1b320cd7
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Terrible-Bass ... 2a1b320cd7
This is the worst bass guitar I've ever played.
The fret board feels like plastic, it's really heavy, there's plenty of fret buzz and I've had to use a bit of folded paper to replace some of the nut that snapped off. It does however have customized R A D volume and tone knobs, torn and worn gold paint* (in case you hadn't noticed) and it's called Wesley.**
It's also fully working and playable, so impress all your mates/ladies/enemies with a GOLD bass.
Even if you don't play bass it would make an ideal home decoration, weapon, talking point, oar, birthday present.
MAKE A MASSIVE DIFFERENCE TO SOMEONE'S LIFE TODAY AND BUY THEM A GOLD BASS.***
(p.s. if you would like further photos get in touch.)
* not actual gold as in the element 'au', but paint with a 'gold' appearance.
** willing to change name on head stock with a bit of sandpaper and a black marker on request.
*** plectrum in photo is not included.