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| Author: | superheavydeathmetal [ January 11th, 2017, 5:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Lefty Piano |
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| Author: | tim [ January 11th, 2017, 6:10 pm ] | ||
| Post subject: | Re: Lefty Piano | ||
It just occurred to me that a piano is already left handed--to a bass player. We play bass notes with our left hand. On an upright, the low string is on the left. On woodwinds, the right hand does the low notes. On a drum kit, the toms are on the right. This is some Sudden-Clarity Clarence s#!+.
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| Author: | tim [ January 11th, 2017, 6:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Lefty Piano |
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